How Many Premier League Players are Gay?

Fancy a way to use the power of Google to find out just what people think but don’t say (or search but don’t say), or how the machines learn about habits in a way to help you but tell you a lot in the process? Type into google ‘How many Premier League players’ and let the auto suggest take over. In this case its ‘are gay’

So let’s see what we can learn from this little experiment?

So far the best relates to English Politicians – Type in Which English politicians a …… and you get a really good load. 1. Are psychopaths, 2. are tea party, 3. are freemasons and 4. are against common core? OK..

Of course type Do all Scots….. and get ‘belong to a clan?’ How about Do all Irish h… and get ‘have red hair’

Do all men …. ‘cheat’ comes up rapidly. It even pulls up a box showing the results. Which we should add said ‘Unfortunately, all of the evidence points to the contrary.

Here you go!

How many English cricketers are …. South African.

Do all women…. s breast hurt when they are pregnant.

Do all Hatchimals …. speak English

I Robbie Williams ….. Married (first) Dead (second)

Theresa May….. and Donald Trump, followed by twitter, age, brexit and husband in that order.

Is Prince Charles … Married followed by left handed, dead, married to the queen and Welsh!

Is Arsene Wenger….. a Professor and German or French  (haha)

Do all Royals ….. get embalmed.

Are all Arsenal fans…. auto corrects to Why are all Arsenal fans black..

Are all American Presidents……. related.

You get the idea. What an incredible intelligent world we live in..

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